im lookin fresher than a sandwich from subway
i put the pressure on your mam's tits at sunday mass and tag
record sleeves in spanish when the bus late i have a
black and deck her teeth and then her gums spray
crimson buns baked into a blizzard crumbs tastier than
lizard juice snake oil makin this my enterance
mAAAAAAAAN...ya eva seen a chrome alligator
wit a whole team a haters on his back like
like a cape or a jacket...? i grab her by the
hair and i smack it...
i'm braggadocious, i'm tokin on
smoke this flow is retarded
i'm up in whole foods partyin throwin up
okra and bacardi gettin artsy girls wetter than a
neti pot probly cause they cant do it properly
gettin sloppy head at a party on my property
you can't smoke like i smoke (x4)
i tried to be a happier guy but after romance died
i lost sight of what was mine to begin with
i prolly sound mighty trite and pretentious
but that's ok because i lied i'm just pretendin
cause my life is perfect on the surface
and the inside too. and when i'm inside you i find i
still might lose my mind from trying to prove my time
matters to an actress and a half-ass prudish dime
bagged you, i'ma bad dude, "who dis is?"
match you, "you the shit!" god damn right. man i
got that fightin irish spirit
got me writing all high n delirious
i'm serious, weirdest shit happens in
the mirror it's appealing to a myriad of rappers
dennis leary's just an actor but my fear is that the matter of
the facts is that i'll have to have him rescue me