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tatted and tarred, i'm scarred over on my dorsal fin
(shark) i rap bars and carve tartar on my porcelain
get endorphins, got em flippin up like porpoises, i'm
layin' dormant till i strike--BYAH!!--jimmy carter, bitch.
which of you is thick enough to hate me? i'll
take you out to cuba then i'll ship you off to haiti.
ladies: take your money out and pay me or
you'll be screamin stories like "the easter bunny raped me!! he was
so pasty and white, but i loved his baby blue eyes
and when he hit me with his pipe i thought that it was TWO guys!!"
marty mcTOOfly. i'm bustin two lines and
goin back to the future "AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!"
and i make them fine girls do it make em gain
weight then i make em lose it screwin up a
lucy then i pass it to em fuckin up alaska
wit a glass of dewer's. BUT IT'S COORS LIGHT
TRICKED YA. THOUGHT IT WAS A BLUNT BUT IT'S A SWISHER
TRICKED YA. THOUGHT IT WAS A BEER BUT IT'S A LIQUOR.
TRICKED YA.THOUGHT IT WAS A MIRROR IT'S A PICTURE MAN
I TRICKED YA SO HARD THAT I FUCKED YOUR SISTER