Pickle’s not a cult but the brine is most high and quit the
Bitchin’, yeah that line was contrived, at least I tried I mean I
Buy when the price is high and I sell when the price is low and I
Lost all my life savings 3 times but that was the goal I swear I

Planned it, whitelisted on Curve and white skinned like I’m
Björk I’m Icelandic and pronouncin' it properly
Pickles my only property, gettin em my only priority
Lettin 'em all ferment instead of Harvesting a forgery

I’m sure they’ll be fine, it was a hack, there’s nothing wrong with 'em
It couldn’t really be that bad, didn't someone audit them
Er, oh shit, well that’s the problem at hand, I really
Said all that I had to, Pickle jars stacked and I’m

Opening up a can or two, splittin' yields, banana loot
You tryin' to scrap with Duncan githcha fields turned Sahara dunes
The air is just too brittle and dry, your devs they're whisperin' lies
While mines is fire, couldn’t parry with Larry, you’re barely

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Comparing when they apply a fair and balanced structure usher
In the next competitor, they’re sweating through their copied code
And all their shit is costly and dopey your tokens sloppy joes while
All our scripts are godly enemies bodied ain’t walking home

Drop em in the morgue drop em into the top
Thousand, better try a fork is that shit even
Allowed yet? All o' y'all trippin, y'all on LSD
How’d you get your check, in a booster pack of NFTs

See, it’s like Magic: The Gathering 'cept you’re
In the end phase and your mana is vanishing and your
Value is evaporating, man that’s so embarrassing,
Degenerates just starin' while I serenade with kerosene

Everything green and everything on peg, DMs
Infesting my screen, I left CZ on Read and let me
See who’s next I hope you’re ready to text battle but
Gee I'm blessed, I don’t see anyone left that’ll be

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Interesting, you can’t invest in the
Ways that will take us out west, income renovation
I just had a revelation, I’m the third
Money out from all creation, married to the stake say a

Sermon, I swear these LPs gonna make LD
A wealthy person, playin' with these Pickle purses
Never take the mask off, not a little nervous
Make my paper blast off, countin' all these gherkins

I just bought a Chick-Fil-A sandwich with a side of
French fries, now I’m gonna buy my ass a franchise
Damn right, after acquisition imma get another
Strategy tight knit, this shit is like my bread and butter

Wink wink, nudge nudge, silly dad jokes
Mad TVL, dummy fat like Willy Sasso
Have these kiddies laughing up until I bring the bag home
Pickle digits longer than the number for my damn phone