whattup bitch i’m chevy chase national lampoon in my better days
share half a pool with the next apartment man i
used to make movies this shit is retarded
i won’t apologize i won’t say sorry
i’m chevy chase i’m the life of the party
man i’m invisible van wilder that shit is
pitiful im in a lil film that you might
recognize we went on crazy vacations
we went to crazy locations i made the
funniest faces it was amazing and
i made the paychecks and now i’m annoying
i was a boy but then i got to manhood
i’m actin koy but i’m not really that good
fuck caddyshack i dont even like golfing
im chevy chase and i wanna fuck ryan gosling