ALERT! THIS IS A TRIGGER WARNING! ALERT! After careful examination and review by The Trigger Warning Society of America this album has been determined to contain a litany of words and topics that may cause offense or anxiety. Please confirm that you will not be affected by the mention or lengthy discussion of the following topics before proceeding with your enjoyment of this album for their reference and abundance are boundless: Murder Robbery Sexual assault Depression Starvation Sickness Castration Disembowelment Bodily fluids including but not limited to: blood, bile, tears, and semen Political assassinations Homophobia Transphobia Heterophobia Racism Sexism Feminism Peanut allergy Pollen allergy The common cold Sore throat Runny nose Tripping on your own shoelace Getting a brainfreeze Smelling something gross when you weren't expecting it Biting your own tongue on accident Biting your tongue on purpose Finding ten dollars in your pocket but then you suddenly die Black people White people Chinese people People who say "oriental" People who say you shouldn't say "oriental" Animal abuse Drug abuse Gang violence Temporary tattoos Cotton candy John Candy Steve Martin Planes Trains Automobiles Newborn babies Slightly older babies The concept of death The Berlin Wall A big pile of rocks Your grandma having sex with your dad [...] and suicide. Thank you, bye.

Fuck every single fuckin god damn bitch motha Fuck a new single imma play my old shit imma Take a ho dick down on the center ice if you Messin with the ticket you gon pay the whole price hold a Finger in your eyeball til you go blind Bitch you need a tylenol when you meet bryan Hate a dumb bitch that’s my mothafuckin problem When i bang a dumb bitch i dont bring a fuckin condom I drop a xanny and a oxy and i lean with it White in the packet and im poppin on a bean with it Care package got the whole mothafuckin team lit a Pair of Backwoods Actin like you never seen swishers Sarah got the face but she never got the wiener Swear she wanna hang but i’ll never fuckin meet her Both sell weed but i sell mine cheaper Imma fuck ya whole team like bryan baliga bitch Shut up (who’s that) man it's bryan baliga bryan baliga Man ya tryna put ya feet up? hell naw man it's bryan baliga bryan baliga Ladies clawin at my jeans why they tryna touch my penis (whose penis?) bryan Baliga’s Watch a movie every scene there's one dude I keep seeing and I thought that it was me but it was bryan baliga Watchin world wrestling it was chyna vs John cena Watch a girl text me her vagina with her mom’s beeper Papa johns sausage hella hot sauce on john’s fingers Wash it down flossin on god with a COD liter Sippin codeine in the sauna we just boppin with some boppers when it’s hot we need vagina Yeah i’m saucin on the coppers bitch i’m drivin like my grandma had A thousand fuckin bars and i cant find my fuckin handle Presents please. Grab em. Why do i look like im santa Luscious duncan smokin phantom i'll put ya girl ass on a mantle Rental car with ya mamma im puttin my dick in her fanta Wanta wanta yeah I'm gonna smash bro like Im playin captain falcon --- "Just to be to able to just escape for a second from your own fuckin’, release this…." "Yes! I mean, there’s, there’s people that claim there’s other things that do that!" "Yeaaaah! Yeaaaah! Like yogaaaa and walkiiiing and hikiiiing! ‘You need to start birdwatching man, I just got into birdwatching and I just went places,’ like where, into the woods? Then you got bit by a tick.” --- At the end of the day is that enough?