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I COCK THE HAMMER BACK HAMMERIN SNAPBACKS INTO A TRACK ON YOUR SKULLCAP
AND ACTIN LIKE IT DIDNT HAPPEN AFTER THE ACTION
PASSED UP CATS COME TO ME FOR MEOW MIX AND SHASTA
THE GATS UM DONT EXIST HOLD THIS LOUD SHIT IT'S BLASTA

LIKE MATH ON 95 MACINTOSH ANALYZIN FUNCTIONS
HIGHER THAN ISAAC ASIMOV HIDIN MINDS IN THE ATTIC LOFT
FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER I BE THE WILDEST GUY TO PASS IT OFF TO
MAKIN MY IMPOSTER WITH THE SCIENCE WHILE IM DODGIN LAWSUITS

TOSSIN ROCKS IN POTS TOO, IT'S JUST TO COMPENSATE FOR
CONSTANT LOSS TO COPS AS PROOF, I BOSS THE HIGH SCHOOLS AND
COLLEGES GIRLS WIT COLLAGEN GARNISHED WITH GONORRHEA
POSSIBLY HOTTER THAN JOCKIN HIV-POSITIVE AROUND YOU

FOUND OUT YOU'RE SCROUNGIN IN YOUR COUCH FOR TWO DOLLARS
NOW YOUR ARM IS MOUSE-LIKE AND IM JUST TOO BALLER
GOT A COUPE AND ALL IMPALA MODELS THAT THEY OFFER
YOU LOOKIN STUPID DEUCIN DONUTS IN A TWO-TONE HONDA

i got the real fuckin remedy (x3)
anybody testin me better be flexin' chemistry

anybody testin me better be on the mensa team
you prolly pensive with your pencil when you next to me
an oriental couldn't sketch a stencil bestin me
destiny child texted me checkin me from the mezzanine

world famous. girls faintin when i approach
wavin at the ladies and they go crazy
in coach sections. both lesbians stopped
neckin just to let me feel em up necked

got kicked off the plane i dont give a fuck
ridin in a limo to my jet while they suck me up
feelin on they titties but they titties aint big enough
got a watch some videos just to be gettin dickies up

i got in the picture now you wishin you was kickin stuff, i got in the
business now you flippin through your fisticuffs, i got in the
swisher now you wish that you was rippin blunts at lunchtime
hit the bars so i can serve you up my fuckin punchlines, faggot

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from LUSCIOUS DUNCAN CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE, released February 21, 2013
Beat is "Don't Mean Jak" by Parallax (1994), producer: J-Sin

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