LUSCIOUS DUNCAN CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE

by LUSCIOUS DUNCAN

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1.	WOOP WOOP WOODIE 02:53	lyrics	buy track
woop woop woodie bar snake dog pootchie got lucys and two seats back for the smoochies ha ha honeys on my la la got prada nah but i wrote this up on a versace macintosh mazeltof take the muzzle off and spit at em hacktooie globs of loogie like glistening atoms mr. gettin at em adams. fuck your madams and your family matters smack em til the out is straight past em ask em. why the fuck you always talk shit ya jackass, johnny knoxville like obnoxious noxious waste i spray bitches with complicated bases and acids turkey baste the bastards hasty wax figurines pack pasty cotton dreams but it aint lastin but a mean three seconds next to ice cream night schemes skeezy bitches want my dick mighty mean heidi klum came up and told me put that shit inside of me --- i got too much time for this. the fuck's you rhymin bitch i aint even tryin to get these tricks in a line but they be eyein me. wildin out for miles when i be drivin, b. they takin out they titties from they shirts and then they smile at me wallaby. jumpin jackrabbit up on a pile of beats style deceased, wack ass rappers up in a pile of feces talk tahitian like a tiki i ain't speakin english this the world's worst evening, i be drinkin scotch and seagrams in cleveland god damn i can't believe this bitch im not mad but you gon need this dick i cop a half im gon chief this shit im kinda glad that you gon leave me trick i wanna slap you in the face until your cheek bones click i wanna rap that you a lame cause you a weak-ass bitch fuckin with your man (who?) luscious duncan did it puffin on that cabbage im the swag captain
2.	LUSCIOUS BANDANA 01:09	lyrics	buy track
look at the truth yall all aint no shit but some bitches missus this is mister vicious, here i am on seventy figures fuck a billion got a googleplex who is next my bank account will take you down im takin checks dont write em out aint wastin pens on bullshit. hold this blunt i need the mic i bleedin like im jesus blowin weed smoke that reefer multiply my high deuced up. double it. couple a cups of hunneds mix it which of these bitches is ugly bring em to me cu imma fix it im delicious. luscious lickin titties tasty imma get it bassy baste it i'll deface it wit graffiti dick tracy im a lady killer filler up wit baby mixer get her pregnant it aint like i know her it dont matter i still get elected president the resident weedblower gets a lesson in a showroom imma show you how to smoke a pound in seconds invested in gettin blessed got a jumprope necklace? got a hundred hos textin? sign my name by the box im checkin yesses
3.	STASH 01:36	lyrics	buy track
i was born with a stash, born in a mansion you cant understand i record in a mansion, gi joe goin ham bitch--"pork chop sandwiches" throwin up my hands blowin gashes need some bandages born with cash advantages baby straight from heaven every time i hit the jackpot im on seven seven seven constantly on call for the kelvins hot heat woah let it simmer down i think yo oven's gotta jeep in or around it sounded like i clouded your vision about the loudest bound to roll up on this downy laundry spout bitch thousands fillin up my trousers is this the business not til i announced it flossin goin straight orthodontist jaundice yellow bone bitch right up on dick tracy pasty want a taste of me? i'll let you take a seat on this d makin me the happiest boy on baker st thick viscous. molasses from my dick bitch taste the maple every flavor gets you fucking lifted gift it. amazon wishlist gettin you the rich ish 99% percent i'm the richest luscious duncan wreck it. swag inspector check it let it ride out, find out where the buy goes down cause we might go down to there i'd go for a round out there, shit i aint even been down round there
4.	UGH 01:49	lyrics	buy track
i'm mixin v with that grenadine bitch call me grenada flip you like tostadas flip flip flip you like tostadas im rowdy roddy piper im lyin bitch im a mobster kill your clique like a monster and take your bitch to my concert im riding cleaner than proctor and gamble gleaming a candle from out of black space i do my best black face impression hold it trick, i'm sippin on a 40 bitch bought it at the corner sto, told a ho to suck my dick "bet you did" i didn't. trick i got you trick-ed my fucking life is peachy keep these veggies looking wicked, i say "get it? korn wit a k?" dont need a gat i storm wit a k... jeweler, school nerds and give my girlies lots of pearls ok i need a raise or i'm getting lazy fuck this shit im gettin bassy basically i take the seat on thrones you get no vacancy chasin heat, bitches bound to burn and learn that i'm a beast at least you'll get better at spittin after i break yo teeth, bitch ugh (x420)
5.	ROCK SUPREME 01:46	lyrics	buy track
dreamy cream sauce marinara me exhaust plenty mince meat and toss vegetables in tea pots make sense? we not. you eat tense while we got incense and chief pot we got hot on d sour fee gone. no price. lead billed, no admission i go cheetah fuck tygas leopard print i'm enlisted low emissions. im environmentally efficient on a mission got these *** all up on they bitches i'm delicious gold glistenin in the kitchen cold fission and fusion as soon as i get in the business on deuces. lines too sick for hospice. not boozin? that's nonsense. lozenges distributed from two-seaters constantly. i run the world like constantine. rock pine up in the swisher got ox and lean call me oregon trail wit my ox 'n' beans i'm not snotty just a guy that gets to posh and preen. ...and i rock supreme
6.	LUSCIOUS SCIENTIST 02:02	lyrics	buy track
luscious scientist behind this beat. it's not mine but i treat it as such i had kiefer for lunch sutherland. in the other hand i pump keys up into the atmosphere can you hear it i'm feared by all the other rappers im looking dapper in my fit. outside outwards i spit toward your neighborhood children kids and shit, chillin bitch, i hold evidence cold clearin out yo whole town i am known for blowin up the whole spot boom i sooner than not rock yo dome bock beers i clear the jockstrap nuts cuts on cuts on cuts on sausage rasta knots hit dreadlocks possibly dreadnaughts tossin heat, on caustic beats caught carsick bitches throw em back to the bar it's not a problem i go possum i am dead n toss em haha laugh cautiously, bitches raw constantly i'm a motherfuckin scientist if you not a scientist then you shouldn't be tryin this
7.	DAMN (I'M THE FUCKING MAN) 01:18	lyrics	buy track
yea sooper swag comin back like phoenixes tell all these fag bitches suck our penises. yeah you know im makin bread like jesus did. money comin out my jeans like kleenexes and my reflex antsy. so strapped up bitch i'm tom clancy. in the club yea you know i'm not dancing. meshuggah on the jukebox, BITCH i rock lansing. big fuck you to michigan. i'mma take you in my truck down to michellan. man. i be goin real fast. and i smoke real hash in the back of mcdonalds. and i get racks like donald trumpin on models. throwin back bottles bobbin and weavin i slapped your brother ya girl just had a baby but she bout to have another (from me)
8.	THE REMEDY 02:15	lyrics	buy track
I COCK THE HAMMER BACK HAMMERIN SNAPBACKS INTO A TRACK ON YOUR SKULLCAP AND ACTIN LIKE IT DIDNT HAPPEN AFTER THE ACTION PASSED UP CATS COME TO ME FOR MEOW MIX AND SHASTA THE GATS UM DONT EXIST HOLD THIS LOUD SHIT IT'S BLASTA LIKE MATH ON 95 MACINTOSH ANALYZIN FUNCTIONS HIGHER THAN ISAAC ASIMOV HIDIN MINDS IN THE ATTIC LOFT FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER I BE THE WILDEST GUY TO PASS IT OFF TO MAKIN MY IMPOSTER WITH THE SCIENCE WHILE IM DODGIN LAWSUITS TOSSIN ROCKS IN POTS TOO, IT'S JUST TO COMPENSATE FOR CONSTANT LOSS TO COPS AS PROOF, I BOSS THE HIGH SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES GIRLS WIT COLLAGEN GARNISHED WITH GONORRHEA POSSIBLY HOTTER THAN JOCKIN HIV-POSITIVE AROUND YOU FOUND OUT YOU'RE SCROUNGIN IN YOUR COUCH FOR TWO DOLLARS NOW YOUR ARM IS MOUSE-LIKE AND IM JUST TOO BALLER GOT A COUPE AND ALL IMPALA MODELS THAT THEY OFFER YOU LOOKIN STUPID DEUCIN DONUTS IN A TWO-TONE HONDA i got the real fuckin remedy (x3) anybody testin me better be flexin' chemistry anybody testin me better be on the mensa team you prolly pensive with your pencil when you next to me an oriental couldn't sketch a stencil bestin me destiny child texted me checkin me from the mezzanine world famous. girls faintin when i approach wavin at the ladies and they go crazy in coach sections. both lesbians stopped neckin just to let me feel em up necked got kicked off the plane i dont give a fuck ridin in a limo to my jet while they suck me up feelin on they titties but they titties aint big enough got a watch some videos just to be gettin dickies up i got in the picture now you wishin you was kickin stuff, i got in the business now you flippin through your fisticuffs, i got in the swisher now you wish that you was rippin blunts at lunchtime hit the bars so i can serve you up my fuckin punchlines, faggot
9.	HORATIO'S HANDS 01:42	lyrics	buy track
fuckin up your family rap game divorce lawsuit on the court in croc shoes i knock you down like orange juice and quorn nuggets important puppet for the public but they love it swear there's somethin but there's nothin dude it's pumpin through my system. listen, you hear it tricklin from the kitchen? drippin from the faucet turn the nozzle now i'm flossin digits. poppin swishers knockin bitches out their knickers prolly cop a couple more once i got em sippin liquid liquor giggle hiccup. she wanna give it upstairs when my pistol clicker get her. mister wearin chinos two pairs who there? luscious duncan lookin scrumptious in the suit i'm wearin. swear i'm tearin mclaren's in the serengeti. it ain't apparent apparently i'm aaron carter just beat shaq to the farmer's market in cardiff, pay me not your mama's baby nor your baby's momma gates it up and raise the cut billy 'fore i go and scrape your faces up
10.	TRICKED YA!! 01:23	lyrics	buy track
tatted and tarred, i'm scarred over on my dorsal fin (shark) i rap bars and carve tartar on my porcelain get endorphins, got em flippin up like porpoises, i'm layin' dormant till i strike--BYAH!!--jimmy carter, bitch. which of you is thick enough to hate me? i'll take you out to cuba then i'll ship you off to haiti. ladies: take your money out and pay me or you'll be screamin stories like "the easter bunny raped me!! he was so pasty and white, but i loved his baby blue eyes and when he hit me with his pipe i thought that it was TWO guys!!" marty mcTOOfly. i'm bustin two lines and goin back to the future "AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!" and i make them fine girls do it make em gain weight then i make em lose it screwin up a lucy then i pass it to em fuckin up alaska wit a glass of dewer's. BUT IT'S COORS LIGHT TRICKED YA. THOUGHT IT WAS A BLUNT BUT IT'S A SWISHER TRICKED YA. THOUGHT IT WAS A BEER BUT IT'S A LIQUOR. TRICKED YA.THOUGHT IT WAS A MIRROR IT'S A PICTURE MAN I TRICKED YA SO HARD THAT I FUCKED YOUR SISTER
11.	GET MONEY, GET PAID, FUCK BITCHES 02:27	lyrics	buy track
musted steel must be really old and shit hold the heel of my nikes and ride into the night these rowdy actresses wanna touch my ass and shit but fuck off i ride skateboards wit trucks off ducks off the goose get loose on a belvedere bitch i'ma sell the pier to navy and forget about it brevity for anybody, i don't speak words to just about motherfuckin everybody coulda ran wit just about anybody, (anybody), DOUBLE W YOU LIKE MICHAEL MCGILLICUTTY world federation. i'ma let her take it then i blast caps from the back and watch her shakin haha. gotchu. laughin while i watch you pop two bottles of champagnes for slop school i rip blunts all day get money, get paid, fuck bitches (x3) i'm gettin' drunk in the daytime get money, get paid, fuck bitches i run that train hundred blades takin planes down basically wasted now i take the crowd wit me to the town hall meeting im all ron weasley got my balls leakin diesel on hermione's speakers rockin loud behind the bleachers got a massive jesus penis mothafucka you cant touch me nunchuckin waxed addidas sneakers i got the action wrapped in plastic eatin cabbage like an apple cause i haven't had a meal in like a afternoon? it can't be too soon for dinner yet, can it? get in the cabinet and check for maruchan packages and easy mac--easy, that's the last of that have half a pack and hand it back. this isn't PADS, faggot, man relax tamper that famine you like a cat that hasn't had the luxury of fancy feast, and loves the meat in trash from under heaps of it you nasty freakin bitch
12.	YES YES 01:37	lyrics	buy track
officially ld held the spot for best rapper god trapper gone going, flowing so easily he's a heat seeking missle wit a pistol cocked not but im still hot as fuck and all the bitches want my jock strapped up im triple double racked up so back up unless you wanna get smacked up bitch the facts? uh, let's see i'm sexy and i know it so i clap my hands after hitting sooper swag you'll be screamin "amberlamps!" stacks of cash surround me, my flow go like im clowning out in adam sandler movies you can do it course i can sooper swag uber bad cooper agent cracking the cases without phasing me, who the fuck was hatin me? lynchin you davidian branch i waco texas your ass and make you break out the cash and take presents essence of evident excellence im checking it lit up til im ripped up, i sip a cup of this it'll getcha so
13.	THE PRESIDENT 03:11	lyrics	buy track
bitch yo present is the presence of the president and i dont get depressed cause im impressive settin precedents it's evident the best at this i bet yo shit is less than slick, i catch a bitch schemin and then i leave her in some excrement, extra thick excellent, i'm etchin a testament, effin estrogen necklaces my mechanism treacherous lecherous sex is neckin wit these tricks up in a lexus exit best be quick wit whippin out that dick cause i fuckin wit no extra kid cudi, more like kid cuddly, whore? nah, my bitch lovely torrid? course my whip sunny. pourin fours my sip stunning, important, my lips running, i'm importin porsche money bored? force the ford taurus chorus screamin get blunted more than normal corporal punishment to orphans order porpoises to dolphins courtin jordans sorta awful it's supportin poorest dominance obvious it's a problem it's just kids that's in mongolia real far away from compton is

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LUSCIOUS DUNCAN CONTROLS THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

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released February 21, 2013

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1. WOOP WOOP WOODIE

Beat is "NY, NY" by Marley Marl (2001), Producer: Marley Marl

2. LUSCIOUS BANDANA

Beat is "Gucci Bandana" by Soulja Boy (2009), Producer: Soulja Boy

3. STASH

Beat by Luscious Duncan
Mixed by JD from The Sooper Swag Project

4. UGH

Beat is "Taylor Gang" by Wiz Khalifa (2011), producer: Lex Luger

5. ROCK SUPREME

Beat is "Respiration" by Black Star (1998), producer: Hi-Tek

6. LUSCIOUS SCIENTIST

Beat is "Got It Locked" by Rugged Scientist (1996), producer: Rugged Scientist

7. DAMN (I'M THE FUCKING MAN)

Beat / Production by Luscious Duncan

8. THE REMEDY

Beat is "Don't Mean Jak" by Parallax (1994), producer: J-Sin

9. HORATIO'S HANDS

Beat is "Rotten Apple" by Royal Flush (1996), producer: Ez Elpee

10. TRICKED YA!!

Beat is "Start It Up" by A Tribe Called Quest (1998), producer: The Ummah

11. GET MONEY, GET PAID, FUCK BITCHES

Beat is "Spontaneous Combustion" by The Doxxmen (1997), producer: J. Azor & M. Richardson

12. YES YES

Beat / Production by Luscious Duncan

13. THE PRESIDENT

SPECIAL THANKS GO TO IAN PARAMO FOR BEING THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER SUGGEST A WORD FOR ME THAT I ENDED UP USING IN A VERSE. I HAD WRITER'S BLOCK AFTER "CATCH A BITCH SCHEMIN AND THEN I LEAVE HER" AND I TOLD HIM I WANTED A WORD OR PHRASE THAT RHYMED WITH "LESS THAN SLICK" AND HE SAID "EXCREMENT" AND THUS RE-INITIATED MY FEVERISH WRITING PROCESS. THANK YOU IAN. YOU ARE A WONDERFUL FRIEND.

i don't remember where i got this beat, somebody help me find out what it is so i can credit the producer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!